The Parts of Speech: A Clever Poem for English Geeks

I know there aren't many visibly-tattooed, bald English teachers of the female variety out there in the world, but if it were cool with educational administrators to hire such an instructor, I would be there in a heartbeat.

Yes, it's true; I have an affinity for words, literature, grammar, punctuation, and the like. Given these fondnesses, and the fact that I'm a sucker for clever mnemonics, I have always loved this poem about the parts of speech. I hope you dig it too.

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