New Taxi Driver

A guy in a taxi wanted to speak to the driver so he leaned forward and tapped him on the shoulder. The driver screamed, jumped up in the air and yanked the wheel over. The car mounted the curb, demolished a lamppost and came to a stop, inches from a shop window.

The startled passenger said, "I didn't mean to frighten you, I just wanted to ask you something."

The taxi driver says, "It's not your fault, sir. It's my first day as a cab driver...I've been driving a hearse for the past 25 years."

 Photo by CoffinCartel

Comments

[Steve]

hehehe, heheheheh. Love it. Always good when something puts a smile on your face. Love ya lots cutie pie.

[Candy Stick Lane]

LMAO!!! that seriously made me wet my pants!!! XD
Thank you Jinxi - I love you <3

[Wen]

MWAHAHA!! Love it. That was really cute. =8>}

Thanks for the Friday night giggle.

Love ya,
Wen XOXO

[Tracey]

Hahahahaha Fantastic xx

[nikkimoose.]

hahahah that was good